ElePHPant Haven

I won a trophy. Michael say's it's his.

CUPERTINO, California--August 7, 2007--Apple today introduced iWork '08, a

significant upgrade to Apple's productivity software suite featuring new

versions of Pages and Keynote word processing and presentation

applications, and introducing an innovative new spreadsheet application

called "Numbers." Numbers introduces the concept of intelligent tables on a

flexible canvas, a new approach that makes it easy to organize information,

create calculations, analyze results and make spreadsheets look as great as

they work. Pages '08 now features distinct modes for streamlined word

processing and flexible page layout, a new contextual format bar and change

tracking, and Keynote '08 now includes text effects, transitions and themes

that help users easily compose spectacular presentations, and Smart Builds

with easy-to-set-up A-to-B animations that make impressive animations easy

for anyone to create.

CUPERTINO, California--August 7, 2007--Apple today introduced iLife '08,

the most significant upgrade ever to Apple's award-winning suite of digital

lifestyle applications, featuring a major new version of iPhoto and a

completely reinvented iMovie. iPhoto '08 automatically organizes photo

libraries into Events that let users more easily manage their growing photo

collections, and iMovie '08 introduces an entirely new way for users to

quickly make movies and share them online. Both iPhoto and iMovie integrate

seamlessly with the new .Mac Web Gallery, Apple's new service for .Mac

members to instantly create and host stunning online websites for their

photos and videos. iLife '08 also features iWeb '08, with live web widgets

such as Google Maps that let users create even more dynamic websites, and

GarageBand '08, with its new Magic GarageBand feature that makes it fun and

easy for both musicians and non-musicians to create great sounding songs.

CUPERTINO, California--August 7, 2007--Apple today unveiled an all new

all-in-one iMac line featuring gorgeous 20- and 24-inch widescreen displays

encased in elegant and professional aluminum and glass enclosures. The

entire new iMac line features the latest Intel Core 2 Duo processors and a

new, ultra-thin aluminum Apple Keyboard, built-in iSight video camera for

video conferencing and iLife '08, making it the ultimate digital lifestyle

desktop computer for both consumers and professionals. The 20-inch iMac now

starts at just $1,199, $300 less than the previous 20-inch model, and the

24-inch iMac starts at just $1,799, $200 less than the previous 24-inch

model.

I got bored of  kittens , so I made this

Voldemort kills Snape. Hedwig is killed by Death Eaters. Voldermort kills Voldemort, when his spell rebounds off of Harry's disarming spell due to some weird wand thing.... This happens after Voldemort kills Harry (again), who survives (again). Ron and Hermione get it on (as do Harry and Ginny).

I got Schwipe back (;

Finally.

WWDC started this morning with Steve Jobs' keynote

I was listening to Rapture Ruckus (Lose Control) on my way home from school.