ElePHPant Haven

So, I've left the country and my birthday is coming up, and at the time of writing this (um, now. Lots before you'll see this) people seem to be making lists of what they want. So it's my turn :)

1. A Mac Pro, preferably maxed out.
2. The remainder of Larry's contract paid, which I think is 10 months worth
3. Cocaine. I need to try it.
4. Better internet. CityLink would be nice.
5. A jumbo PHP elephant
6. Stuff on my ThinkGeek wishlist, preferably this or this.
7. Chocolate. And candy. Lots of it.
8. A VPS
9. A bigger external hard drive (I need to RAID my current one)
10. iTMS vouchers
11. UE
12. A bigger screen. 30" would be nice.
13. A woman to cuddle up with so my awesomes don't get as smelly
14. A XServe. Preferably a stack.
15. Something other than my passport to use as photo ID
16. ASW stuff I don't have
17. 4 cacti and a bonsai tree
18. Hot wings!

And now a picture, which happens to be upside down! (Clicky to make biggy)