ElePHPant Haven

We hope you sweat on it all weekend long - Late 80s Mercedes

You're so dramatic, you kiwis - Family Force 5

And then we set rat traps out. You've got to eat, right? - Family Force 5

Throw better this time, woman - A Punter

I've been married 16 times before and, I'd be keen for just one more but I'm, pretty sure that I'm running out of cousins - Julia Grace

My husband left me with tinea. It's lasted twice as long as my marriage ever did - Julia Grace

Everybody knows that Michael Jackson knows that you can't go touching 12 year olds - Simple Day

Moshing with Jo at the back of Deluxe on the 'worship' night was also great fun :)