ElePHPant Haven

So Facebook's app thingy failed. What a surprise.

So I'm moving the quiz.

Current results:

1. yomcat
2. Mother and Andrew Barnes
3. Andrew Walbran
4. Sarah Bennett
5. Matthew Bayliss and Esther Welsh

Um, either answer in a comment or email me or something.

1) Which original Star Wars movie is my favourite?
a) A New Hope
b) The Empire Strikes Back
c) Return of the Jedi

2) Which language will I be using at this year's IOI
a) C
b) C++
c) English
d) PHP
e) Pascal

3) Which elephant did I receive first?
a) Sergey
b) Blubert
c) Blumpy
d) Ellie

4) What year was my passport issued in?
a) 2006
b) 2007
c) 2008
d) 2009

5) What is my middle name?
a) Jonathan
b) Jonah
c) Joshua
d) Jeremy
e) Joseph

6) What is my favorite pizza topping?
a) Meat
b) Cheese
c) Pineapple
d) Sauce

7) What amount of 'Nix home games, excluding preseason, have I not attended?
a) 0
b) 1
c) 2
d) 3
e) All of them

8) Looking at my bookshelf, how many programming based books are there?
a) 1-5
b) 6-10
c) 11-15
d) 16-20
e) 21+

9) I got baptised in May last year. What was the date?
a) 4th
b) 11th
c) 18th
d) 25th

10) How much RAM does my laptop have in it?
a) 1 GiB
b) 2 GiB
c) 3 GiB
d) 4 GiB

11) How much Anytime Minutes do I get as part of my phone contract?
a) 20
b) 60
c) 120
d) 250

12) How many two ways were coming out of the four way powering my gadgets?
a) 4
b) 5
c) 6
d) 7
e) 8

13) How many goals have I scored in Saturday football? (I'm a keeper)
a) 0
b) 1
c) 2
d) 3
e) 4+

14) How many emails do I have stored locally?
a) <110 000
b) 110 001 - 115 000
c) 115 001 - 120 000
d) 120 001 - 125 000
e) 125 001 - 1 000 000

15) How many domains in the .geek.nz name space do I own?
a) 1
b) 2
c) 3
d) 4
e) 5

16) At a party, what would I definitely be doing?
a) Checking my mail
b) Hiding in a corner
c) Tweeting
d) Eating the provided food
e) All of the above

17) How many times have I traveled out of the country?
a) 0
b) 1
c) 2
d) 3
e) 4

18) What time am I usually in bed by?
a) 1700
b) 2200
c) 0000
d) 0300
e) 0600

19) If I won the lotto, what would I do?
a) Spend it all on computers
b) Travel around the world to cons
c) Bank it and live off the interest
d) Donate it to charity
e) Spend it on my loved ones

20) What is the difference in caffeine concentration of my drink and my boss's?
a) no difference
b) Mine more by 1mg/100ml
c) His more by 1mg/100ml
d) Mine more by 2mg/100ml
e) His more by 2mg/100ml

21) What was the most expensive thing I purchased at the 2008 IOI?
a) Water
b) A chess set
c) A camel ride
d) Food
e) Internet access

22) What is the longest time period I've spent alone with a female not in my family?
a) Less than 10 minutes
b) 10 - 30 minutes
c) 31 - 90 minutes
d) 91 - 150 minutes
e) more than 150 minutes

23) Who's note is in the top left corner of the inside cover of my bible?
a) huggies
b) Ben, Teri, Jakob and Breanna
c) Natalie
d) Ash
e) Joe McMenamin

24) What don't I use for stat whoring?
a) WhatPulse
b) Wakoopa
c) Last.fm
d) awstats
e) TweetStats

25) What is my favourite power of 2?
a) 1
b) 2
c) 8
d) 1024
e) 1073741824