ElePHPant Haven

This advice comes from the power above that is my boss.

(Pat)
stay away from those girls
no good for your career
absitence is the way to go for you mate
Cam had sex and look at what happened to him
lost all his coding skill
its a bit like maturbation will make you go blind
except girls will make you lose your hacking mojo

(Me)
which is far more important than sight

(Pat)
you hit the nail on the head - be nice to nerds because one day you'll be working for one!
BTW you need to change your profile pci, you look like an axe murderer
(I do so)
HMMMMMMMM
better
that way you will definitely never get a girl
SAVE